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Av3ry. Weirdness Journal

One time I was asleep with my parents at the store. I don’t know, it was probably ten at night. I woke up hearing a weird noise out side. And then

 

BAM!

 

I saw a light outside, so I went out there. My dog freaking out, I opened a door. It was a little cold. I saw something like a wall or something like that. It seemed as if it was ice, I don’t understand why but it was in a circle and it was growing up into the air. Now I know why it felt cold but I heard something getting louder and louder and finely. I heard a song and I think it was Three Days Grace.

I saw the ice shatter. I saw where the music was coming from and it was awesome. I saw the most awesome car ever. I saw a Lamborghini Gallardo that had orange spinners and a blue paint job. I was thinking in my mind I’m going to get that car.

I saw a figure appear. It pretty much matched the car. He said something. He said he was hungry. I said no no no no no no no first you got to tell me your name then we’ll talk “food” can you say Avery? I asked him he said me hungry feed me know. I said ok but that’s going to cost you. This car? You’ll give me this car. N0! I was just seeing what you would say. So what do you want? Ice, I want ice. Ok that would explain the giant wall. Are you obsessed with ice?

Just give me ice. Ok. I asked him what his name, Ice of course. Then I got an idea. As it hit me I was thinking hard about it but then I thought of the car. I was going to get that car and I will. Ok where exactly are you from? He said the planet Cheeseburger in Paradise. Ignoring that statement I asked why he had his butt on this planet and he said he has a vacation home. So I put him in a plane (Air Tran Airways) around the world until he got dizzy and so I waited for a delivery of cannon.

He got back, I put him in the cannon and he went all the way back to where he came from, parked the Lamborghini in the garage and moved on in my life. I saw him in Mexico two months later.

What The *@!^ Part 2

This cow was red, blue,black, white, orange, yellow, and pink. It talks spanish and eats tacos. I think it came from the end of the rainbow somewehere in Mexico. Oh snap the sky falling! I was wrong, the sky isn’t falling, the ground is coming up! I’m not doin this again (Jumps off)((2 foot drop)). I’m getting an amp.

Well there was part 2.

Well Later,

Av3ry.

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RedWhiteBlue1 Joins The Army!

Hey!!! My name is RedWhiteBlue1. I have just recently (5 minutes ago) joined this blog!!!! Woohoo!

Well later,

RedWhiteBlue1

Last Summer Memories!!

Okay, I know alot of you people have memories from last summer. Tell them here. Well anyway here is a video of me last summer. It is me being really stupid and I was really bored. My beautiful ex-girlfriend Jen, who I broke up with because of me moving far away, made this video so thanks <3.]

Well comment your last summer memories.

Av3ry.

Really Lame!

Here is the thing that really makes me mad, people get there parents to read there blogs so they get more veiwers. If you have to sink that low just delete your site. I mean if you are not patient enough to let more veiwers come over time you have nothing to do in this bussiness.

Thanks for reading this message.

Av3ry.

Football!

Well my football season started yesterday…..oh boy. This is tiring. I have it at 5:30 every day except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Oh yeah, storms every day alm0st at just about that time…..lol.

Well wish me luck today…

Av3ry.

Best Radio Station Ever!

Hey, this is just a post about my favorite radio station ever. Surf 98.3 is the beastiest radio station ever. Yes it’s in North Carolina and I live in Florida but you can stream online! If you want to listen (Which please do!!) click the picture below or the link below it.

surf983.com

WWE Hilarious!

Now the only reason this is hilarious is the fact that we are supposed to believe it’s true and was an “accident”……….YEAH RIGHT!

I Like 42 Out of 100 Bands!

All you have to do is check bands that you enjoy.

Then add them up and repost as “I like ___ out of 100 bands.

ALTERNATIVE
[ x] Breaking Benjamin
[x ] Paramore
[ ] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
[x ] Linkin Park
[ ]The Academy Is…
[ x]Coldplay
[x ]Three Days Grace
[ x]Yellowcard
[x ]30 Seconds to Mars
[ x] Rise Against
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
COUNTRY
[ ] Rascal Flatts
[ ] Carrie Underwood
[ ] Leanne Rimes
[ ] Garth Brooks
[ ] Dixie Chicks
[ ] Kenny Chesney
[] Tim McGraw
[ ] Faith Hill
[ ] Shania Twain
TOTAL SO FAR: 8
“EMO” MUSIC
[ ] Hawthorne Heights
[ x] Panic! At The Disco
[ ] From First to Last
[ ] Senses Fail
[ ] Underoath
[ ] Something Corporate
[ ] Hit The Lights
[ ] Silverstein
[ ] Dear Whoever
[ ] Chiodos
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
INDIE
[ ] The Hush Sound
[ ] Eisley
[ ] Death Cab for Cutie
[] Dashboard Confessional
[x ] The Killers
[ ] Yeah Yeah Yeahs
[ ] Hot Hot Heat
[x ] Gym Class Heroes
[ ] Franz Ferdinand
[ x] Modest Mouse
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
METAL
[x ] Slipknot
[ x] System of a Down
[x ] Disturbed
[x ] Metallica
[ x] Guns n’ Roses< ————- They’re now metal…
[ ] Lamb of God
[ x] Slayer
[x ] Atreyu
[x ] Killswitch Engage
[ ] Avenged Sevenfold
[ ] CKY
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
POP
[ ] Teddy Geiger
[ ] Ashlee Simpson
[ ] Kelly Clarkson
[ ] Jesse McCartney
[] Avril Lavigne
[ ] Pink
[] Natasha Bedingfield
[] Mcfly
[ ] Jonas Brothers
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
SCREAMO
[ ] job for a cowboy
[ ] drop dead gorgeous
[ ] blessthefall
[ ] the devil wears prada
[ ] bring me the horizon
[ ] dance club massecure
[ ] preschool tea party massecure
[ ] Scary Kids Scaring Kids
TOTAL SO FAR: 19
RAP
[ ] nas
[x ] Paul Wall
[ ] 2pac
[ ] mims
[ x] Ludacris
[x ] Lil’ Jon
[ x] Outkast
[ x] 50 Cent
[x ] birdman
[x ] three 6 mafia
[] lil wayne
TOTAL SO FAR:26
SKA
[ ] Rancid
[ ] The Aquabats
[ x] Sublime
[ ] No Doubt
[ ] Reel Big Fish
[ ] Mustard Plug
TOTAL SO FAR: 27
MODERN ROCK
[ ] Taking Back Sunday
[ x] All American Rejects
[ ] Motion City Soundtrack
[ ] Angels and Airwaves
[x ] Evanescence
[ x] My Chemical Romance
[ x] Drowning Pool
[x] Green Day
[x] Blink 182
TOTAL SO FAR: 33

CLASSIC ROCK
[ ] The Beatles
[x ] Led Zeppelin
[ x] Black Sabbath
[ x] The Rolling Stones
[ x] The Who
[x ] Pink Floyd
[ ] Meat Loaf
[ x] Queen
[ x] Poison
[ x] AC-DC
[ x] Journey
TOTAL: 42
there is a total of 100 bands.

Sorry!

Hey, sorry it’s been so long since I’ve posted……I have been going through stuff lately thats really hard to understand. I made a MySpace. To all the effin stalkers out there it is private and I am not eve goin to tell u me info. Anyway Be Bak Soon!

Unreliant

How To Eat a Poptart!

# 1 Melty, Gooey, Yummyness

Open the poptarts. Place on napkin, Place in mirowave. After 18 seconds take it out. EAT!

# 2 Milky Goodness

For this recipie you need a glass of milk. Break the Poptart in half. Dip it in the glass of milk for 24 seconds. Then eat it!

# 3 Iccetart

Make a bowl of Ice Cream (Works best with vanilla). Brwak up the Poptart and sprinkle into bowl. Add bananas and eat.

If- MSI

If you have recently gone on TBAH you have seen the post about how If by MSI has came out. I listened to some of there music……….. It was the best I have ever heard!

So go on iTunes ot whatever and get this CD!

Well Later,

Bananas 0_o

P.S. If you see a page with 7-11, go on it as fast as you can!

What The *!@^

   Okay. Im falling…… but I’m on the ground. I don’t understand what is going on here. Is it the wind that is nakeing me fall or is the peice of ground I’m on falling. nothing else I see is falling. What is happening!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Oh, I remember now.  It’s an earthquake. What the @(*# ???? An earthquake?!?!? Whoa what is that???? It’s fire!!!! I’m going to hell! Ohh Emm Gee. I’m rising. I see ice cream and hot girls! HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no…… I was wrong…..It’s a cow!

To be continued……..

 Okay. I don’t get it either. I was bored and wanted to make a funny post. Please comment!